Didn’t get the toy you wanted for Christmas? Grab this ’79 Dodge Macho Power Wagon

This Christmas, kids everywhere got tons of toys, but what about the grownups? Adults like toys, too, and we particularly like this 1979 Dodge Macho Power Wagon pickup for sale on eBay. Dodge plugged it as one of its “adult toys” back in the day, which makes it the perfect post-Christmas purchase for anyone who’s feeling a little left out.

Dodge began advertising a lineup of specialty trucks as “adult toys” back in 1977, during the period when trucks were first becoming personal-use vehicles rather than just workhorses. Dodge’s specialty models ran though the end of the decade and included the Street Van version of its B-series panel van, the Macho Power Wagon 4×4 pickup, the Warlock short-bed stepside pickup, the Ramcharger SUV, and even a variant of the Ram 50 mini-pickup.

The Macho Power Wagon was a 4WD W100 pickup with a Sweptline bed, and could be had in short- or long-wheelbase configurations. Two-tone paint included black on the lower body, the hood, and the roof. Tape stripes, painted spoke wheels, and a bed-mounted roll bar added to the look.

This ’79 Macho Power Wagon is a long-bed version, riding on a 131-inch wheelbase. It’s powered by a 318-cubic-inch V8 with dual exhausts, mated to a three-speed column-shift automatic and four-wheel drive. Not the most manly powertrain, maybe, but it was the late ’70s, and one’s engine wasn’t as important as one’s graphics. This Power Wagon’s visuals make an emphatic statement indeed, with the two-tone white and black livery set off with bright orange stripes, wheels, and most critically, POWER WAGON emblazoned on the bed and tailgate. It’s enough that we can forgive the missing roll bar.

Inside, we find a vinyl bench seat, a floor-mounted shifter for the two-speed transfer case, and a period-correct Craig cassette stereo. Factory A/C is also present.

Sure, you could get a new Ram 2500 Power Wagon, but would that really have the gold-chain-in-a-bed-of-chest-hair swagger of this beast? If this Adult Toy speaks to you, we would point out that sometimes the best presents are the ones you get yourself.

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