1970 Dodge Charger destroyed by man sick of lowballers — he showed them!

There are open and shut cases, and there’s this one, the purchase and crush case. This is so wild it’s hard to believe it’s real. Apparently a man named Daniel Gagliardi bought a rusted-out 1970 Dodge Charger project car with the intent to flip it. Contacted by The Drive, Gagliardi said he bought the car for $4,200 and listed it for $8,500. “It was a complete car,” he said, “not missing a single thing inside, out, underneath, under the hood, wasn’t missing a damn thing. Had fender tag, VIN tag, clean title.” Instead of negotiating with serious buyers, Gagliardi told the outlet a stream of jokers jerked him around for six months. The time-wasting took a toll, and after 180 days of “no-showers, thousands of no-showers, and a whole bunch of flakers” who didn’t have the decency to bring a decent offer and cash, he decided to teach them all a lesson.

So he destroyed the car, filmed the destruction, and cheered it on.

The humorous and ironic part of the video is when Gagliardi tells another man off-camera, “But we got it first! We already robbed it, you can only rob it once!” After that levity, there’s only chagrin for anyone sad to see a Charger meet its end so spitefully. Admittedly, however, and in spite of all the vitriol aimed at him, Gagliardi is free to destroy his own property. He’s not the first person to crush a car capriciously. Any divorce attorney could tell you a book of tales about precious goods meeting ugly ends for vindictive reasons. Or there’s the guy who, commenting on Gagliardi’s video on another site, relates how he crushed the Yamaha quad he wanted $800 for after he “got tired of people offering me $200.” Ah well. This won’t be the last time.

Warning for language, and exceptionally shaky video. If you’re hungry for more Charger carnage after this, check out the cinematic obliterations in “7 Ways to Destroy a Charger.”